What Am I?

Elvish : Mom,Am I Indian?

Mom : Yes you are

Elvish: Mikai disagrees

Mom : Why ?

Elvish: He says I am not ,then I should be called something like “Swift deer”

Mom : Ah! I think he has you confused with the American Indian

Elvish : Who are they ?

Tolkien : They are the Native Americans.They lived in American long time ago and are called American Indians now

Mom :Yes ,so you are not the American Indian but the Asian Indian.

Elvish :Is that a different kind?

Mom : Yes.What kind did you tell him you were?

Elvish : Just the “vegetarian” kind .

Hope this zeal for vegetarianism stays long J but my Elvish and Tolkien are determined to make vegetarians a race so far  !