Happy Secretary .oops Mommy day !

Elvish : Mom ! Is lunch packed ? I think I will take my basket ball today…I might have outdoor recess. Is my kindle in the backpack too ?

Mom : Son ,I have a question.Am I your mom or your secretary ?

Elvish : What do you mean Mom ? I love you…now you wouldn’t say that to your secretary,would you ?

I hope not !!

Boredom is good for health

Mom : Son quit complaining about bore next time . Researchers are saying it is good to be bored atleast 30
mins for your brain
Elvish : Don't worry I spend close to 8 hrs at school ! I will be a genius by the time I graduate 
Now this could mean two entirely different things depending on how you understand the conversation 

Mother's day all day

While tucking into bed at night ,
Mom :Son you forgot to wish me for Mother's day ,didn't you ?
Elvish : I did... afternoon when we were in the Sunday school class with the rest of the kids
Mom : I don't think I registered it. It was such a busy afternoon,but I waited all morning for you to wish me
Elvish : Wishing you in the afternoon counts just as much Mom! It is is Mother's day,not Mother's morning !!