Budget Santa

Mom : What do you want for you birthday?It is coming up soon?

Elvish : Have you thought of something ?

Mom : Do you want one big gift or a bunch of smaller ones ?

Elvish : I will take a bunch of smaller ones .

Mom : I thought I could get you that big Robotic kit you have wanted for awhile now. But that is the only thing I can get.

Elvish : Don’t worry ,I am saving that for Christmas. I will be asking for only one thing from Santa this year so he won’t think I am a greedy kid and besides usually he makes his toys and is not on a budget 

Lack of Imagination

Mom :You are growing up so fast 
Elvish : Yes,that worries me
Mom : Why ?? 
Elvish : I am afraid I might suffer from a lack of imagination !! 

It is difficult to fit in when you are often upside down

Life is as complicated as you make it..Be primitive

Black Widow

Conversation about bugs
Elvish : why is the spider called Black widow?
Tolkien : The name gives it away , widow is a woman who is married but does not have a husband 
Elvish : why ?what happened to him ?
Tolkien : You know ... The obvious .They get their names because they eat their mates 
Elvish : They aren't very bright ,
are they?After the first one was eaten the rest should have just stayed unmarried ,don't you think ?

Heading south

Tolkien : Today didn’t go so well for one of my friends 
Mom : I hope you helped her cheer up
Tolkien : Yes she said it felt like everything was going South on her
Mom : Aww poor dear ! Hope she is all cheered up now
Tolkien: I told her keeping walk until the next turn,after all south is a direction too !