Existence lessons

Mom : Did God make man or man make God ?
Tolkien : In my theory God came first and he caused Big Bang !
Elvish : what is that ?
Tolkien : It is how our solar system came into existence .
Elvish : what !! It was not the dude from Ice Age !!!

Full of yourself

Mom : How was your reading test today ?
Elvish : I did good. I think I will get something in the 90s
Mom : Before you always said you would get a 100 . Now you say 90s?
Elvish : My teacher said expecting 100 every test is unrealistic besides it is not good to be full of yourself

Big Bang Lost

Talking about the solar system over bed time , continuing the chat on Big Bang theory 
Elvish : So the planets orbit around the Sun and the Moon orbits around Earth
Mom : Yes , now what would you call the Moon if it orbitted around the Sun instead ?
Elvish : Mmmm, lost of course