Dog talk

Elvish talking to a friend ,who wants to pet our dogs

Friend : Does your dog bite ?

Elvish : There is no record of him biting anyone so far

Friend : Does that mean he won’t bite me?

Elvish : No it means,if he bites you,you would be the first !

That’s encouraging …or diplomatic .But for the record,his friend did pet our dogs :) #caninehumor

Vulnerable

Spelling practice

Mom : Vulnerable

Tolkien: Can you put it in a sentence please ?

Elvish:I can

Mom : #surprised

Elvish : We are all vulnerable to "life"

#nowitmakessense

Kid polictics

Elvish walking home arguing with Tolkien 

Mom : what happened ? 

Elvish : It happened again 

Mom : what ?

Elvish : L said I can't be your friend if you are friends with G 

Mom : but you guys were friends this morning?

Elvish : that's the problem ,he is friends every morning but not in the afternoon 

Mom : Did you explain to him ?

Elvish : Yes , I did and I finally said 

You can't tell me whom to choose as a friend .It is your right to choose to not be my friend and it is my right to choose to be. You can't take that from me

Mom : what did he say ?

Elvish : nothing !!

How could he???

#kidpolitics#democracyprevails