Wormy tale

Mom: Rise and shine, it is 7 am

Tolkien: But it is Sunday

Mom: You know the early bird catches the worm

Elvish : We aren't birds and we don't like bugs on our menu either . 

Facebook status

Tolkien : Mom ,what are you working on ?

Mom : I thought I will do a special project to surprise dad. Our anniversary is coming up

Tolkien : You think Dad is working on something too

Mom : Guys forget dates . I bet he won’t remember our anniversary until the day before

Tolkien : I am sure that can be solved if he had facebook

Mom : Why ?

Tolkien : I saw a cartoon strip that showed a man updated his facebook status to Married as soon as he said “I do”.It shows up on his timeline.He has someplace to go check now and not forget.

Happy Ambition

Mom : What do you want me to when you grow up ,a scientist,sherrif or a doctor ?

Elvish : I just want to be “happy” !

Casually funny

Tolkien: But ...I feel awkward
Mom : Try to be more casual
Tolkien : hmmph it is easy to say
Elvish : Then just try being "casually awkward "