Animal husbandry

Reading something out of a junk mail newspaper
Elvish : Animal husbandry ?? Is this the study of taming your husband who is an animal ???

Should I let the cat out of the bag and let him know his day will come ?? 

Mundane football

Driving by a football practice at a neighborhood parker
Tolkien : There are only boys in the team
Elvish : Yes I think only boys play football
Tolkien : That’s not true ! Is it mom ? Girls can play any sports boys can.
Elvish : Not football I think.
Tolkien :Why ?
Elvish : I don’t know ..may be they will worry about their hair or I don’t think they can agree on the same color for the uniform shirts !!

The dude’s got a point here

Masterpieces

Tolkien : what kind of art do you think your paintings are ?

Mom : mmm not sure..I would say "masterpieces "

Tolkien : Really !! Why ?

Mom : I don't think I can duplicate them

Taking a ride

Mom : so do you want to take your bike to your friend's house? 

Elvish : No I prefer a ride in your car.

Sense of humor

Elvish : I understand now why we should have a good sense of humor?

Mom : why?

Elvish : Because laughing alone would make you look silly

Fashion Smashion

Tolkien: Mom, what do you consider fashion ? 

Mom : you mean personally ?

Tolkien : yes, what is your style ?

Mom : If it is not wrinkled.. Wear it, if there are no stains.. Wear it.If it doesn't smell...wear it 

Tolkien : that isn't style..when did you pick up this sense of fashion ?

Mom : ten years ago..when you were born ! I have never looked back since

Natural talent

Mom : Why didn’t you finish your lunch today?  Isn’t it harder for you to think of an excuse rather than eat your lunch ?

Elvish : No ,I am a natural at it .