Life is a circus

Tolkien : Mom ,your life must be entertaining
Mom : How did you conclude that ?
Tolkien : It wasn't a hypothesis to conclude.You often say your life is a circus. 

Fitting in

Elvish : It is difficult to fit in when you are often upside down

What men want

Today we made it to Mars !!
What happens next?
Finally there will be research on "What men want!"

Christmas Story

Elvish : Mom, do you think Christmas is only for girls too ?
Mom : No ?? It is for every one !It is the most joyous time of giving
Elvish : I asked because every year you make our Christmas tree wear a skirt