Practice makes perfect

Mom : So grandma and grandpa are heading out this weekend

Tolkien : Oh!!Can't they just stay longer ?

Mom : Grandpa is a doctor and he still practices. He has a bunch of patients that are waiting for him

Elvish : What !! He is so grown up .He is still practicing?Shouldn’t he be having it right by now ?

Girl Pressure

Mom : So what is news at school ?

Elvish : Well Sara said I was her man

Mom : Really ?

Elvish : Yes Elsbeth says that too

Mom : So now you are all friends ?

Elvish : Yes they said I was their man and asked to shake on it.

Mom : So did you ?

Elvish : No I said it was too much pressure

J I am sooooooooo not looking forward to his teenage years.