God's way

On the way to pediatrician’s office ,pick up at the school didn’t go very smooth. We walked out to the car and realized he left his stuff behind

Mom : Elvish ,I asked  you  to get your back pack from the cubby ?

Elvish : Oops ! I forgot

After getting into the car,

Mom : Why aren’t you closing the door ?

Elvish : I forgot

At the pediatrician’s office,he again left the door open after getting out

Mom : You are doing it again ,you left the door open

Elvish : I forgot

Mom : You must be getting old.You seem to be forgetting more like a really old man

Elvish : Mom,look at me .Do I look old ? I was “brung” into this world this way by God.

Mom : What does that mean ?

Elvish : I am just different!