Bugged

Elvish : I got a bug in my nose when I was playing cricket .
Mom : yew!! I hope you got it out .
Elvish : No it was too quick for me,I think it made it to my brain.
Mom : oh no ! What should we do ?
Elvish : Nothing ! This is just to inform you, if you find me "bugging" Tolkien today , it isn't really me..it's the bug in me .

Bugged beyond words #elvishgnan

Life Rocks

Mom : Sometimes life gives you rocks ..what would you do?
Elvish : You just take them and write messages that inspire and sell them in Hobby Lobby !! 

Too many trips this summer to the hobby store

Recycling Life

A session of trying to recap the previous year's spiritual lessons over the summer, 
Mom : So life is all about ....
Elvish : Recycling ??

I think he meant realising..but recycling isn't a bad place to start, all negative thoughts to some positive ones

Dog talk

Elvish talking to a friend ,who wants to pet our dogs

Friend : Does your dog bite ?

Elvish : There is no record of him biting anyone so far

Friend : Does that mean he won’t bite me?

Elvish : No it means,if he bites you,you would be the first !

That’s encouraging …or diplomatic .But for the record,his friend did pet our dogs :) #caninehumor

Vulnerable

Spelling practice

Mom : Vulnerable

Tolkien: Can you put it in a sentence please ?

Elvish:I can

Mom : #surprised

Elvish : We are all vulnerable to "life"

#nowitmakessense

Kid polictics

Elvish walking home arguing with Tolkien 

Mom : what happened ? 

Elvish : It happened again 

Mom : what ?

Elvish : L said I can't be your friend if you are friends with G 

Mom : but you guys were friends this morning?

Elvish : that's the problem ,he is friends every morning but not in the afternoon 

Mom : Did you explain to him ?

Elvish : Yes , I did and I finally said 

You can't tell me whom to choose as a friend .It is your right to choose to not be my friend and it is my right to choose to be. You can't take that from me

Mom : what did he say ?

Elvish : nothing !!

How could he???

#kidpolitics#democracyprevails

Fashion Smashion

Tolkien: Mom, what do you consider fashion ? 

Mom : you mean personally ?

Tolkien : yes, what is your style ?

Mom : If it is not wrinkled.. Wear it, if there are no stains.. Wear it.If it doesn't smell...wear it 

Tolkien : that isn't style..when did you pick up this sense of fashion ?

Mom : ten years ago..when you were born ! I have never looked back since