Dog talk

Elvish talking to a friend ,who wants to pet our dogs

Friend : Does your dog bite ?

Elvish : There is no record of him biting anyone so far

Friend : Does that mean he won’t bite me?

Elvish : No it means,if he bites you,you would be the first !

That’s encouraging …or diplomatic .But for the record,his friend did pet our dogs :) #caninehumor

Vulnerable

Spelling practice

Mom : Vulnerable

Tolkien: Can you put it in a sentence please ?

Elvish:I can

Mom : #surprised

Elvish : We are all vulnerable to "life"

#nowitmakessense

Kid polictics

Elvish walking home arguing with Tolkien 

Mom : what happened ? 

Elvish : It happened again 

Mom : what ?

Elvish : L said I can't be your friend if you are friends with G 

Mom : but you guys were friends this morning?

Elvish : that's the problem ,he is friends every morning but not in the afternoon 

Mom : Did you explain to him ?

Elvish : Yes , I did and I finally said 

You can't tell me whom to choose as a friend .It is your right to choose to not be my friend and it is my right to choose to be. You can't take that from me

Mom : what did he say ?

Elvish : nothing !!

How could he???

#kidpolitics#democracyprevails

Fashion Smashion

Tolkien: Mom, what do you consider fashion ? 

Mom : you mean personally ?

Tolkien : yes, what is your style ?

Mom : If it is not wrinkled.. Wear it, if there are no stains.. Wear it.If it doesn't smell...wear it 

Tolkien : that isn't style..when did you pick up this sense of fashion ?

Mom : ten years ago..when you were born ! I have never looked back since

Timing is everything

Elvish : Mom ,how was your day ?

Mom : It was good.Thank you for asking.That was sweet 

Elvish : Ya I wanted to check your mood before asking something .Can I get some Pokemon cards ?

Marriage woes

Mom : I heard a couple of girls in your class want to marry you

Elvish : Ewww! I don't want to 

Mom : You seem to need a partner for all your work, and I am getting old ,may be I should get you married.

Elvish : I think it's illegal for me to marry now, I could be sent to "juvenile" if I did !

Cold morning misery

The coldest morning and we are ironically back to school after the hols @6 am

Mom: Rise and shine my Valentine

Tolkien : You got to be kidding me !! 

:) You got to love kids