Calculated Life

Tolkien : I think I know what you mean when you say Math is important in life.

Mom : Glad you got the point !! It isn’t hard when you think it is fun.

Tolkien : Yes, when you add your friends ,subtract your enemies  and divide your negativity , you multiply your happiness.

                               

Geometrical life

Elvish : Mom did you realize life is so geometrical ?
Mom : How did you conclude that ?
Elvish : Because of the things you say to us often,Life goes around in a circle , you live in a box and try to think outside it and without family life is pointless !!

Knock before you enter

Mom :Always knock on a door before you enter 
Elvish : You mean any door ?
Mom : Yes ,if its closed ,knock and then enter. It is just good manners .
Elvish : Except when it is your class room door. When it is closed, you pass !!

Life is a circus

Tolkien : Mom ,your life must be entertaining
Mom : How did you conclude that ?
Tolkien : It wasn't a hypothesis to conclude.You often say your life is a circus. 

Fitting in

Elvish : It is difficult to fit in when you are often upside down

What men want

Today we made it to Mars !!
What happens next?
Finally there will be research on "What men want!"

Christmas Story

Elvish : Mom, do you think Christmas is only for girls too ?
Mom : No ?? It is for every one !It is the most joyous time of giving
Elvish : I asked because every year you make our Christmas tree wear a skirt